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Excerpt from Memoirs...
I cursed my luck again as I slid down the monkey's throat. Have my dreams of guzzling grog and plundering galleons been reduced to
this. "Three small trials and you're a pirate like us." Fair enough. If only I could stomach the foul brew these scurvy seadogs swilled,
the rest would be easy. How could I have known I'd meet a powerful and beautiful woman with a jealous suitor too stupid to realize he'd
been dead for years? And how can I crawl through this great stone monkey to find a man who walks three inches above the ground and sets
fire to his beard every morning?
Excerpted from "The Memoirs of Guybrush Threepwood, the Monkey Island Years"
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